Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
should my penis look like a turkey
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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