So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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