well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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