I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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