Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
