well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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