He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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