I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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