So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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