There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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