giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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