New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
there is puke in my bra ... again
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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