omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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