So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
