i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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