don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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