i would punch a child for taco bell
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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