apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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