dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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