ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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