Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
from now on my penis is your penis
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
