If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We're too hungover to prance.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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