so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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