All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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