I wannas sexs uuuuu
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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