The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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