found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just cut my nipple shaving
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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