Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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