i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm bleeding and have questions
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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