I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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