garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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