bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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