i just google imaged poop.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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