you win again, gameday.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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