i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
