"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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