he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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