You're completely useless in the revolution.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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