i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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