So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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