The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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