i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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