How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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