I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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