So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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