Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize
