chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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