Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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