I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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