yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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