You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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