I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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