i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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